Santa ek black aur ek white shocks

Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.

Madam : Ghar jao aur moje
badalkar aao.

Santa : Koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 822 views
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