tum bathroom main kun ghusay?
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus
aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
.
.
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hai. OooPPSSS
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1066 views
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