1 baar jab main Bemaar tha
1 baar jab main Bemaar
tha..
Main Hospital Gaya...
Wahan 2 Darwaze The...
1 Par"Khas bemari"aur 1
par"Mamuli Bimari"Likha
tha...
Mujhe Mamuli Bemari thi
isLiye main Mamuli
Bemari Wale Room me
Chale gaya...
Wahan bhi 2 Darwaze
the...
1 Par"Khas Admi"aur 1
par"Aam Admi"likha
tha....
Main thora Gharib.... isliye
Aam Admi Waale
Darwaze se Andar Chale
Gaya....
Andar Gaya to dekha ke
Main Hospital se Bahar
Tha...
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