santa: Jab me chhota tha tab me is ped pe chad jata tha. banta: wo kaise? santa: tab ye ped bhi chhota tha na yaar...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views

ammi kaha ja rehien hain

muna ammi kaha ja rehien hain,

Ammi:beta main bazaar ja rehi hun,

Muna: “ammi main bi chalon ga”,

Ammi: “magar beta tum ne kal hi to kapre kharede hain”,

Muna: “ammi humhare teacher kehte hain ke roz naha kar naye kapre pehnte hain”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar was laughing in class room a girl

Sardar was laughing in class room a girl
came to him and said stand up! who are you?
Sardar: who are you?
Girl: I am monitor.
Sardar: Then I am C.P.U

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kahan pe gaib ho?

Aaj pher tum nazar nai aae

pher tamannaun k phool murjhae

na jane kis jangle me kho gae tum

hum to gira ghar se pagal khane tak dekh aae .

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye

Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

sarsar on train

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai? 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)