High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 950 views

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

hereby place u..

hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -

distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex

appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Wah Beta Teri English To Ekdum Mast Hai

Teacher Class Mein Student Se Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Jiss Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge?”

Student: “Hands Free Mam“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein Farak Hi Kya Hua?

Ek Baar Ek Indian Minister Obama Ke Saath Beach
Par Jata Hai, Baaton-Baaton Mein Obama Ne
Puchha
Obama: “Tumhe Swimming Aati Hai?”
Indian Minister: “Nahi”
Obama Hanste Hue: “Tum Se To Kutta Achha Hai Wo
Bhi
Swimming Kar Leta Hai”
Indian Minister: “Tumhe Aati Hai?”
Obama Ne Fatafat Jawab Diya: “Haan”
Indian Minister: “To Sale, Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein
Farak Hi Kya Hua?“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wo ldka Aaj b garmi me mar rha h,

Wo ldka Aaj b garmi me mar rha h,
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kisi ldki ne ek bar usey kaha tha
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Tum is sweater ko pehan kar Ranbir Kapoor lagte ho..
lol

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)