Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon
Malik Nokar Sey:
Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon,
To Tum Apna Ghusa Kis Pe Nikalte Ho?
Nokar: Toilet Saf Kar K,
Malik: Kaise Saf Karte Ho…?
Nokar:
Ap K Tooth Brush Se..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 865 views
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