Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein Farak Hi Kya Hua?
Ek Baar Ek Indian Minister Obama Ke Saath Beach
Par Jata Hai, Baaton-Baaton Mein Obama Ne
Puchha
Obama: “Tumhe Swimming Aati Hai?”
Indian Minister: “Nahi”
Obama Hanste Hue: “Tum Se To Kutta Achha Hai Wo
Bhi
Swimming Kar Leta Hai”
Indian Minister: “Tumhe Aati Hai?”
Obama Ne Fatafat Jawab Diya: “Haan”
Indian Minister: “To Sale, Tum Mein Aur Kutte Mein
Farak Hi Kya Hua?“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 963 views
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