Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago

Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago

Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up

Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1110 views

Two snakes were out taking

Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son snake turns to the mother snake and asks: "Mommy! Are we poisonous?"

"Why, yes we are", says the second.

Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're poisonous?"

"Yes, we are very poisonous."

The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks, "Are we really really poisonous?"

"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"

"I just bit my lip!!!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Diwar p likha tha

RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?

RAAZ niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gadha Kaun

Ek ladki apne boyfriend ko papa ke paas milane le aya.

Kuch der tak baatein karne ke baad, papa ko uski beti ka boyfriend bilkul gadha laga..

Ladki ka Baap : Main nahi chahta ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare.

Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahta hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.
Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.
Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?

Student: Ji DULHAN

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aman class mein ek gadha

Aman class mein ek gadha
le kar aaya.
Teacher : Iss ko q laye ho?
Aman,”Teacher aap ne hi toh kaha
tha,” “ki aap ne kai gadhon ko
Insan banaya hai,”
Ab Banao...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)