Pathan Duzakh se nikla

Pathan Duzakh se nikla chupky se Janat me ghusa Frishte ne pakar k bohut mara.



Pathan: Humko Mat maro Ham Jannati hy,

Duzkh me sirf Gul khan ko Naswar deny gaya tha.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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