Lady call in firebregade: Hello meray ghr mein aag lg gae hai

Admi: pani dalo

Lady: dala tha aag nhi bhuji
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Admi: fay mojaan kro asi keri pepsi sutni si :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 508 views

kuttay ki maut

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge,
Tumhari aane wali sari naslain,
Kuttay ki maut marengi,
Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge!
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Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

women

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Navy mein kaam hai

Santa: navy mein kaam hai. karoge?
Banta: zaroor. kya kaam hai?

Santa: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jaata hai, to tumhe peeche se use dakhelnaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

style

New style of proposing a girl "Can I borrow a coin?" "I told my mom that I wil phone her wen I met d girl of my dreams"

by sana (few years ago!)

Ek Bhoot Apne Baal Katvane Naayi Ke Paas Gaya

Ek Bhoot Apne Baal Katvane Naayi Ke Paas Gaya.
Naayi Ke Pass Pahle Se Hi

Customer Bethe The, Bola: “Baad Mein Aana, Abhi Main Busy Hoon”

Bhoot Ne Kuch Aisa Bola Ki Naayi Ko Heart Attack Ho Gaya,
Kya….?

Bhoot: “Sar Rakh Kar Ja Raha Hoon, Tum Baal Kaat Dena Main, Baad Mein Le Jaunga“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)