Silent Treatment
A husband and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The man realized he would have to be woken up at 5:00AM by his wife the next morning, which means he would have to break the silent treatment (and LOSE).
So he decided to write a note to her, and put it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning he woke up to find out it is 9:00AM, he missed his flight!
He started getting up, just to find a note beside his bed that said "Its 5:00AM, you have to get up!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1143 views
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