A husband and his wife were having problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The man realized he would have to be woken up at 5:00AM by his wife the next morning, which means he would have to break the silent treatment (and LOSE).

So he decided to write a note to her, and put it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning he woke up to find out it is 9:00AM, he missed his flight!

He started getting up, just to find a note beside his bed that said "Its 5:00AM, you have to get up!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1030 views

Sardar Ki Girlfrend

Sardar ki girlfrend in romantic mood
“Ghar pe koi nahi hai Aa jao
Sardar:
“Tu mere ghar aja mery ghar mein sab log hain
tera dil laga rahega”.

by Razzi (few years ago!)

Dholki Waja Lo

Mrasiyon Ka Baba Mrnay Wala Tha
Us K Gird Sab Khamosh Bethay Thy,
Mahol Sogwaar Tha
Tou 1 Mrasi Bola:
Welay Bethay Aan,
Jidon Tk Baba Mrda Nai Dholki Waja Lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

Budha Budhi Ki Kahani

1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya

Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya

Pehle budhe ne khaya
budhiya ne pankha hilaya

Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?

Is par
budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai

Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Friends Jungle Main

2 Friends Jungle Main Bathroom Kar Rahay Thay,
Achanak SHER Agaya.
1st Friend: Oye Tu Dar Tou Nhi Raha Na?
2nd Friend: Nahi Nahi Yaar, Main Tou Nahi Dar Raha…
1st Friend: Tou Phir Apni Dho Meri Kio Dho Raha Ha…..:O

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 sardar g ki car k peeche likha tha

1 sardar g

ki car k peeche likha tha:

“SAWAN KO ANEY DO”

Peeche se

aik pathan ne

truck thok diya.

Truck par

likha tha,

“AAYA SAWAN JHOOM K”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)