Boy Teasing A Girl: Ae Chalti Kiya?

Girl: Kaha?

Boy: Wherever You Say

Girl: Ok Lets Go Shopping
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Boy: Kasam Se Didi , Aapke Sath Toh Na Mazak Krna Bhi Gunaah Hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1019 views

Judge: Tum ne ye Car chori ki?

Judge: Tum ne ye Car chori ki?

Santa: Janab, Car qabrastan mein khari thi..

Mein samjha ke is ky Maalik ka inteqal ho gaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

aik foji train me ja rha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Major Rohail ne bank se loan

Major Rohail ne bank se loan le kr car le
Lakin loan wapis na kr ska
Bank walay car le gy
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Major Rohail: pehle pta hota tu shadi b bank se loan le kr krta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the

Ek kanjus k ghar mehman aaye hue the.
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Kanjus: Thanda piyo ge ya
garam?.

Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjus: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?.

Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjus: Bottle mein piyo ge ya glass me?.

Mehmaan: Glass me..
Kanjus: simple glass me ya design wala?.

Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjus: Lines wala ya flowers wala.?

Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjus: Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.?

Mehman: Chameli wala.
Kanjus: Sorry Yaar hamare ghar me Aisa glass nahi hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

munna bhai fanny sms

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender… Circuit Bhai!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)