Pthan Apni Haseen Menggetar Ko

Pthan Apni Haseen Menggetar Ko Dekh Raha tha

LRKI Shrma K
Kya Dek Rhy Ho

Khan
Hm Soch Rha tha Agr tm Hmara Ami Hota to Hm B KHOBSURAT Hota

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 821 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Station jane k kitne pase

Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50
Pathan: 20 Lelo
Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.
Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Exam ki rat

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia Head aya to Sona h

Tail aya to Film dkhnga
kharra raha to Gane sunuga

Or agr hawa mai raha to
qasm se puri rat parhunga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Speaking with Husband

Two blondes are talking to each other:
- When you make love, do you speak with your husband?

- If he calls me.

by Kamran (few years ago!)
"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?"

Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.


Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.



Pathan Bola:

"I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Teacher- What is Ur Father?

Teacher- What is Ur Father?

SANTA- I.C.S In Summer & P.C.S In Winter

Tchr-What?
SNTA- Icecrem Seller In Summer& Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maalik Ne Pappu Ko Naukri Se Nikal Diya

Maalik Ne Pappu Ko Naukri Se Nikal Diya….
Maalik: Meine Jab Se Tumhe Naukri Se Nikala Hai….
Tum Roz Mere Ghar Ke Saamne Tatti Kyun Karte
Ho,
Pappu: Aapko Yeh Ahsaas Karane Ke Liye Ki Naukri
Se Nikalne Ke Baad Mein Bhooka Nahi Mar Raha
Hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Baap: Beta shaadi pe susraal wale

Baap: Beta shaadi pe susraal wale
scooter den to car mangna, coomputer de to laptop mangna, shop den to ghar mangna. beta: papa agr Larki dain to uski maa
mangu Ka kya???

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?”

Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?”
.
Girl: “Awww YES!”
.
Boy: “Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
45 Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Me

?45 Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hoti,

But

18 Kg K Gas Cylinder Ko Uthane Me Ladko K Pasine Chhut Jate H, kyun?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Golu-mere bete ka credit card

What's the difference

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay w..

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ..

Ijazat

Sard Fizaaa

Delivery ke waqt

Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Ya..

Police officer attempts to s..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook