Staying At A Small Town Hotel
Staying At A Small Town Hotel,
A Man Ordered Tea.
Shortly Afterwards,
A Girl Threw Open The Door.
Sugar In Your Tea? She Shouted.
No, Thank You, Man Replied.
Ah, Well,
Don’t Stir It Then…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1110 views
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