Main Teri Jaan Kadh
Teacher: " Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi", Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1053 views
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Shadi ki raat Santa apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya
BV:Mujhe ye nhi chahiye,
koi SONAY ki Cheez do
Santa:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar aadhi raat ko Husband ka
dil kare or Wife ka mood na ho
to.
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Husband ko chahiye ki wo Wife
ko tang na kare
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Balki khud uth ke pani pee le..:p
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"ye tha RAKHI SAWANT ka mind
testing totka.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese
Check Karwaunga..
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Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
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1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai
clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha
Pathan:
O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’
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Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.
"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."
Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"
Malik "Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai?".
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Jawab mila.
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"Sir ye anda aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"
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Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya
to uss ke bhanje ne fone
uthaya.
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Ladki: Apne uncle ko fon do.
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Bacha: Aap ka name?
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Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka fone hai.
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jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha
usse sunn kar larki behosh ho
gayi.
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uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
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"lekin aunty mobile pe to "Papu
Plumber "likha hua tha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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2 Mohabbat Karnay Walon Nay Khudkushi Ka Irada Kia.
10 Manzila Building Say Pahlay Boy Nay Jump Lagai.
Girl Nay Apni Ankhain Band Kar Leen
Or Yeh Kehtay Huye Wapis Janay Lagi K
Mohabbat Andhi Hoti Ha.
Boy Nay Hawa Main Ye Sun Kar Apna Perashoot Khol Dia
Or Kha, Pyar Kabi Marta Nahi.
Lover’s Of 2013 Aashiqui 3.
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