Love You Baji
Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I
love you” baji.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 958 views
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