Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab
h copy or kho gaye pen

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1042 views

Suicide

Chiman is trying to commit suicide on the railway
tracks...takes along some wine and chicken with
him.
Somebody stops him and asks,
'Kyon bhai ye sab kyun leke baithe ho?'
Chiman replies, 'Saali train late aati hai
kahin bhook se na marjaun..'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

add in akhbar

Pati ke marne ke bad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya.. Antim sanskar mein jo bhi aaye uske liye dhanyavad. from: Kajal, Age 26 Gora rang, 36 24 36, Bachche nahi hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

In the match

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Dosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Teacher Mehnat Karoge

Teacher Mehnat Karoge To Kuch Banoge

Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek doctor (wakeel se): Aap ki zara si ghalti aadmi ko

Ek doctor (wakeel se): Aap ki zara si ghalti aadmi ko zameen sey 6 foot ooncha latka sakti hey

Wakeel: Or aap ki zara si ghalti aadmi ko zameen ke 6 foot neechey daba sakti hey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)