Ek student roz roz Maths

Ek student roz roz Maths k
teacher ko phone lagata..
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Teacher's wife:-kitni baar
bataya...
k woh mar chuke hai.
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Fir baar baar phone kyu
karte ho....??
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Student :- sun ke accha
lagta
hai..:p :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1229 views
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