Barish ke waqt
MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT
BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar
dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya
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