Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!

Teacher: How do U know that?

Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1028 views

if he could see her license.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely

if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Bengali babu returns

A Bengali babu returns from China.

Bengali asks wife: Do I look like a foreigner ?

Wife: No.

Bengali: Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner ?

Wife again replies: No.

By now Mr Bengali was fuming.

Bengali yells: All those women in China were fools. Where ever I visited, they all said: "Look a foreigner

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A MEMON MOVIE

A MEMON MOVIE
Hero: Hamja
Heroin: Julaika
Villain: Ghaffaria

Ghaffaria Julaika Ko Utha K Le Ja Raha Hay
Aur Wo Chilla Rahi Hai:
“Meekay Bachaai Hamjaa
Meekay Bachaai!”

Hamja:
Julaika! Aon Natho Achi Sakno..
Dukan Te Bo Rush Hai!:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

No one teaches a volcano how to errupt

No one teaches a volcano how to errupt
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No one teaches a tsunami how to arise
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No one teaches a hurricane how to sway around
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And ....
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No one teaches a man how to choose wife
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coz
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Natural Disasters jst happens

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I wanna die like my grandpa

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)