funny
100% Majedar joke
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3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
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1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake
Laaye Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,
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3rd:Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe…
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Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek
Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne
Baari-Baari Bajayaa..;-P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 551 views
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