Pathan by mistake sea me gir
Pathan by mistake sea me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me fish aayi….use pakar kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views
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