Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?

Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein

Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha

Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 740 views

Sabse Mashoor Network

GOLU Mobile Compny Me Job Lene Gya

1st Hi Swal Ka Jawab Dene P Usko Bhaga Diya Gya

SAWAL-Sabse Mashur Network Konsa H

Golu: Cartoon Network!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,
achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"

Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.
Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beggar: Actually I am an author

Beggar: Actually I am an author. I wrote '100 ways to become rich'

Mr. Roger: Then why are you begging?

Beggar: This is one of the ways to become rich.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main khubsurat hoti ja rhi hun

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi
hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi
hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Shaikh ko current laga

1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai?

Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)