Jazz marriage menu mein khushamdeed
Jazz marriage menu mein khushamdeed
Rishtey k LYE 1 dabaen
Mangni k LYE 2 dabaen
SHADI k LYE 3 dabaen
pasand ki shadi k lye..
apni
Ammi k paon dabaen
Aur,
Doosri shadi k lye pehli ka
gala
dabaen…!!
jazz cal krney ka shukriah;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1350 views
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