Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.

Santa: I didn't say he got out.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 766 views

Aap Kitne Ghante Bus Mein Rahte Ho

Ek Aadmi Bus Driver Se Puchhta Hai: “Kitne Ghante Bus Mein Rehte Ho ?”

Bus Driver: “24 Ghante”
Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arrey Wo Kese ?”

Bus Driver: “12 Ghante Is Bus Mein, Doosre 12 Ghante Biwi Ke Bus Mein

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The die hard fan

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat.

When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"

The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan."

The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?"

The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya

Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny
ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to
computer bolta he
“what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main
switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko
bata dega to…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek pathan ka school main

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)