There's a bomb in my garden
Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!
Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views
Similar Jokes
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of......
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
In an exam,
a student who was prep but left D pg blank
At bottom drew flowers and wrote-
"In D memory of my memory,which recently passed away!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his
Phone Book & said "My mobile No. has changed
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610".
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Message by Confused Alarm Clock to Dear Human, . . . . . . .
You get Mad when I wake you up & you also get Mad when I don't wake you..
"What is that you Exactly want from ME?" ..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
U AGREEEEE??????
Ager ake teacher sub subjects nahi teach ker sekthi tho ;
.
.
... .
.
.
.
.
.
.
HOW are STUDENTS spouse to learn all of them at the same time
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
One person :-CA karne me kitna kharch aata hai
CA Student:-Paise to bahut kam kharch hote hai bhai, par JAWANI puri kharch ho jaati he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:
wo kon si Aurat hai jisay her waqat pata hota hai k
mera shohar kahan hai?
.
.
.
Sardar:
Bewa Aurat,
by Razzi (few years ago!)
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha to hum ko roshni pehly aorawaz bad me Q ati ha?
Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
by WAQAR (few years ago!)