Santa ek ghar ke niche su su kar raha tha
Santa ek ghar ke niche su su kar raha tha ,
uspar ek Aurat boli “dikhta nahi diwar hai>:O” ,
Santa bola : thoda side se dekho dikh jayega :D hehehe
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 536 views
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