American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 982 views

Sardar and his wife applied in

Sardar and his wife applied in court 4 Divorce
Judge: How will u divide, u have three kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar To His Frnd

Sardar To His Frnd,
Ask Me Anything I Will Answer In English,

Frnd: Ok ‘Agarbati’ Di English Das.?

Sardar: Le Das, Ay Kera Mushkail Ay,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Christmas Gift!

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.

"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.

Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai

Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Vinod ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Vinod ko phir khoon ki zarorut padee,

Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Vinod ne till wale laddu gift kiye,

Kanjoos: Ghusse se, mercedez kyu nahi de?

Vinod: Munna!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon doudh raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Madri zuban

Police Afsar PATHAN se:
Tumhari maadri zuban kon si hai?
PATHAN: Koi nahi..
Police Afsar: Kyun?
PATHAN: Meri ammi goongi thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)