Poloce station

1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye
Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 890 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Maa Bete Se

Maa Bete Se:Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh So0raj Kb Ka Nikal aya Hy..

Beta:To Kya Hua Amma
Wo Sota B To Mjh Se Pehle Hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar thay,

100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar thay,
k achanak kashti ruk gaai!
.
Aur
.
.
.
sub doob gaay

kaisay?
.
.

Sardar Thay Na!

Dhakka Laganay uttar Gaye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
kept the door

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha:

Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise?

Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me
baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME”!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sab tumhari tarah

1 baar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi,
.
.
1 larka samnay se aaya,
.
.
Dono bilkul paas aagaye,
.
.
Larka side pe ho gaya,
.
.
Larki chali gai,
.
.
.
Moral:
.
.
Sab tumhari tarah nahi hotay

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Kal Kary So Aaj Kar

Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,

Aaj Kary So Ab.

Wah Wah

Kya Kehne.


Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,

Aaj Kary So Ab.

Abey Karta hi Rahega to Dhoyega Kab?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan



1 Pathaan Cinema Mai Film Deakh Raha Thaa

Film Mai 1 Shair Dowarty Howay Araha Thay

Pathaan Ne Dekha Tu Dar Gia
Owr Apni Chadir KaNdhy Paa Dal Ker Bhaagnay Laga
Logoun Nay Kaha: Khan Sahib Maat Daro
Yaah Tu Film Hai

Pathaan: Woh Tu Mujh Ko Bhi Pata Hai Kay Yai Film Hai
Lekin Wo Tu Janwar Ha
Usko Kiya Pata.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
teacher to pathan

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.


Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar’s Theory

Sardar’s Theory

Moon Is More Important Than Sun Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed

But Sun Gives Light
During Daytime When Light Is Not Needed.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
saradr & doctor

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

1 Molvi Sahab Ka Tota

Tootay howay dil sy piyaar

Suhaag Raat

Shohar Biwi se:

Bechari Murgi Bhi Kya Karti

Kal Fir ek Ladki

Chooohy Ko Lagi Billi Gori G..

A farmer near a field

Malik. and Noker

Translation In Hindi In Papp..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook