Poloce station
1 Orat Police Station Me:
Sir Mere Shohar
2din Pehle Aalo Lene Gay The
Abi Tak Ghar Nahi Aye
Inspecter:
To Baji Aap Kuch Or Paka Lo.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 838 views
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