What is difference between
bus conductor nd driver...

Ans.Conductor so jaye to kisi
ka ticket nahi katega or
driver so gaya to sab ka
ticket kat jayega...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 735 views

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

History Teacher

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals ruled?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Poltri Farm Malik Poltri farm malik ne

Poltri Farm Malik
Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha AGAR TUM SAB NE 2, 2 ANDAY NA DIYE To TUM sub KO kat DONGA…
agli subah sAb ne 2, 2 andy diye,
magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
Malik: TUM NE 1 KY0N DIYA?
us ny kaha: JANAB YE B APK DAR Ki WAJA SE DIYA HAY,
warna me to MURGHA hoñ….:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

Darbar Doctor -
Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha who mar gaya !

Nurse- Sir woh operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Daru Ki Vajah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam

Daru Ki Vajah Se Barbad Sharabi Ne Kasam Khai Or Ghar Se Daru Ki Khali Bottles Fekne Laga.

1st Fenk K Bola -
Teri Vajah Se Meri Nokri Gyi.

2nd Fek K -
Teri Vajah Se Mera Ghar Bika

3rd Fek K -
Teri Vjah Se Meri BV Chali Gyi

4th Uthai To Wo Bhari Hui Nikli
To Bola
Tu Side Me Ho Ja
Tu Bekasoor Hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)