What is difference between
bus conductor nd driver...

Ans.Conductor so jaye to kisi
ka ticket nahi katega or
driver so gaya to sab ka
ticket kat jayega...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views

A little girl

A little girl came home from school and said to her
mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished
for something that I didn't do." The mother
exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have
a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way,
what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl
replied, "My homework."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

neend me chalney ki aadat

college me lecture chal raha tha...
1 ladka achanak uth kar class k bahar chala gaya...
lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya???
ladke ka dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai...!!!

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

Funny Question: Wife

Funny Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai?

Funny Answer: Taki Husband ko yad rahe musibat tali nahi, phir aane vali hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: In my dreams rats play

Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night

Doctor: take this tablet you will be OK

Saradar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final match

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)