Machli Khayega Santa
Santa:
Oye Banta Machli Khayega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chadd Yaar,
Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1136 views
Similar Jokes
Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.
Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.
Purranoia: The fear that your cat is up to something.
Human being: Automatic door opener for cats.
Purrpetual: Everlasting love for domesticated felines.
Purrson: A male kitty.
Purrpetual motion: A kitty playing.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag
kya lo gay???????
student: paisa
teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee
student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta hai.........:)
by ahsan raza (few years ago!)
Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mr Funny ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya:
Agr Tumhe Kabi Kisi Gadhey ki Zarurat ho to Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Shirt Ka Kapda Dikhao
Salesman: Plane Main Dikhav??
Santa: Nahi Helicopter Main Dikha
Saale Bander Ki Aulad Sardar Dekha Nahi Ke Mazak Chalu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.
by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)
Santa Is Not Sleeping With His Wife! These Days
Guess Why?
Because Somebody Had Told Him That It Is Wrong To Sleep With Married Women.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.
Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.
pathan: OK..OK.
But What About The Remaining 900?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay
4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,
2 charh gaey
To train men logon ne kaha
WELDONE
Pathan: khaak well done?
Jana to unhen tha hum to chorne aaey thay.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Girlfriend: I can't marry you. I am one year elder to you.
Boyfriend: Very Good, I love you so much that I can wait for you for one year.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)