Machli Khayega Santa

Santa:
Oye Banta Machli Khayega?
Banta:
Nahi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa:
Oye Chadd Yaar,
Chappal Pahen K Kha Lena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1048 views
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