Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night

Doctor: take this tablet you will be OK

Saradar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final match

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia

Exam ki rat ko student ne toss kia Head aya to Sona h

Tail aya to Film dkhnga
kharra raha to Gane sunuga

Or agr hawa mai raha to
qasm se puri rat parhunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte

Girl Friend Aur Boy Friend Resurant Mein Khana Khane Gaye.

Unhone Waiter Ko Order Diya Aur Waiter Ne Khana Table Par Lagaya.

Ladki Ne Jaldi Se Khana Khana Shuru Kar Diya,

Boy Friend Bola: “Suno Jara”
Girl Friend: “Chup Raho, Khate Time Baat Nahi Karte”
Khane Ke Baad
Girl Friend: “Ab Bolo”

Boy Friend: “Teri Plate Mein Cockroch Tha, Le Aur Ban Heroine“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There is a man

There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, "Sir you need to zip that up. You aren't supposed to pee in a public fountain like that"

So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says "What are you laughing at?" and the man says "I zipped it up but I didnt stop!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aik bacha apne baap ka naam

Aik bacha apne baap ka naam 1000 Watts kay bulb pay likh reha hota hai.
Baap bache se poachta yeh kya ker rahe ho?
Bacha: Aap ka naam roshan ker reha hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A lucknowiNawab meets GOLU

A lucknowiNawab meets GOLU
Nawab:Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta
hoon?
GOLU:O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)