Short Man: Mr Funny, bole to yeh Ford kya hai?

Mr Funny: Bhai, gaadi hai.
Short: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

Mr Funny: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1143 views

A drunk man

A drunk man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says, "Show me you
ID?"
The drunk man, "What drugs??

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Rajiv Gandhi narak me baitha

Rajiv Gandhi narak me baitha tha achanak hans diya.....!
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Indira gandhi- Kyo hase?
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Rajiv- Sonia se shaadi maine ki..
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Par BHUGAT MANMOHAN SINGH RHA HAI..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

dosti

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,


Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,


Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,


Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)

Girl: aww….spell it please :)

Boy: ILY…<3

Girl: aww….spell it please :)

Boy: I’m leaving u

Bezetiii :p ;p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)