1Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Ra Tha
1Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Ra Tha
Maa Ne Pucha
Mele Laal Ko Qa Chaiye?
Tofee
Biskit
... Ya
milk?
Bacha:
Bash Ek sanam chahiyeee
aashqi ke liye..;-)
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