Yaar main aisa kya karu

1st Boy:
Yaar main aisa kya karu k Teri Shaadi k baad me Teri Biwi ko Film Dikhane le jau aur Tujhe Bura b na lge.??

2nd Boy:
Meri Shadi Apni Behen se kra d..

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Na rakh Umeed-E-Wafa kisi parindy se "WASI"

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