Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 757 views

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

Funny Husband: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar Ji English Joke - Funny-jokes
Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number, when he dialed his number from her phone, it showed "TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya.

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..

Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?

Sardar: Maine un se kaha 'google' pr search kar lo..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Papu addmission lene college gaya

Papu addmission lene college gaya..
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Principle:”Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun
ya 10 Asaan.. ??
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Papu:”1 mushkil sawaal..
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Principle:”Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ??
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Papu:”Din..
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Principle:”wo kaise.. ??
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Papu:”Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch
liya..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do

Pathan ko Raah chalte aik CHIRAGH mila,
Usne CHIRAGH ko ragra us main se aik JIN nikla,
Jin ne kaha: Teen khuahishat batao.
Pathan: Ek Shandar banglow ho, (Aa jata hai)
Us main bohat ameer log hon (Woh bhi aajate hain)
aur
aur
Us main mujhe CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)