I was stopped 4 speeding!
The officer got out of his car, Said to me"'I been waiting 4u all day''.

I replied "Got here as fast as I can". he laugh and let me go!

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 966 views

One day a blonde was horseback riding

One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started going too fast and bouncing out of control. The blonde tried with all her might to hang on, but soon was thrown off.

With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as the blonde was about to give up hope and was losing consciousness...

The K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Larkiyan Aik Dusrey K0

Larkiyan Aik Dusrey K0 Gift Deti Hein Like:

Perfume , Earringz , Suitz , Fl0werz , Ch0c0latez!!

Aur Larkey?
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Ye Le Bachi Ka Number Kya Yaad Karega:P

Par Saaley Mera Naam Nahin Aana Chahye Bus :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Man Jumpd into Water

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded

“Humans r Soluble in water“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan
Deti Hai Ya Faida?

Student:

Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,

Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

khul ja Sim Sim

Mujy bhoolny ki khuda kary tum ko aisi saza mily

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Zor ka susu aaye aur shalwar ka naarra na khule
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<';> Oye khul ja Sim Sim

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)