Clever answer to police
I was stopped 4 speeding!
The officer got out of his car, Said to me"'I been waiting 4u all day''.
I replied "Got here as fast as I can". he laugh and let me go!
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!) / 943 views
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