Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?
Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan
Deti Hai Ya Faida?
Student:
Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,
Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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