Maafi maagne wale ko
Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Student: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ??
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Student: BOYFRIEND.
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