Dad Entered Son’s Room And Found Him Asleep.
Walked Closer, Caressed His Hair & BANG Slapped His Face And Said..
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by Kamran (few years ago!) / 878 views

Beggar and software developer

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag

kya lo gay???????
student: paisa

teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee


student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta hai.........:)

by ahsan raza (few years ago!)

Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte

Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?

Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hamein Kon Si Jaldi He

Doctor: Cigrate Noshi Insan Ko Ahista Ahista Mar Deti He….

.

.

Charsi:

Haan! To Hamein Kon Si Jaldi He…:-(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

2014 ka NEW MSG

Good news for BOYS”

Ab kio Larki apko bhai
boly
To tension Nahi Lena

QK

Main nay soch soch k
Iska B torr Nikal lia
Hai,
B.H.A.I means.

B=Best.

H=Husband

A=Among.

I=Ideals.

Larko Sir utha k Geo
jab tak D-G Ha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)