Ek student ki aakhri khwaish –
Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,
mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 979 views
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Doctor:
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Chalain Doctor!
Doctor Ghar Pohanchay To Doctor Ne Pocha
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500 Maang Raha Tha!
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Student: Mis Jab Aapko Pata Chalta Hoga.
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Santa:"Maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
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ik Sardar apnay kandhay per aik totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
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Wife
Oye RABA Jaldi doctor nu bulao
Sardar
Tu tension na lay
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