ik Sardar apnay kandhay per
ik Sardar apnay kandhay per aik totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..
Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai? ”tota(parrot) bola: “Sardar”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1112 views
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Teacher: Prove that things
compress with cold & expand with heat.
Student: Sir, garmiyan ch chuttiyan 45 hoti hain
aur sardiyon me sikud ke 7 reh jati hain!
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Larki BoyFriend Ki Qabr
Per Ro Rahi Thi
Molvi: Q Roti Ho
Larki:Bechara KISS Mangte
Mangte Mar Gaya.Mgr Main
Ny KISS Nahi Di
Molvi: Tum Muje De Do,Main
Parh K Bakhsh Don Ga.
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Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain
Frnd:Wo Kyun?
Sardar: Fikr Se?
Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?
Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se
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Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk
asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke
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Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya
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Baap : Sharab, Cigarette,
Ladkiyan
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k
Dushman
Hain..
.
.
Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne
Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
.
Wo Mard Nahi Hota
papa..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;
Me tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!
Bv: Me apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,us ny charhi ghumae 2 tickets a gaey.phir shohar sy pocha tum btao kya chahty ho.
Shohar:mujay apny sy 30 saal chhoti bv chahiay.
Churail ny charhi ghumae or shohar ko 90 saal ka kar dia.
Moral:
mard ko yad rakhna chahiay k churail b aurat hoti hai.;-
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Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh
ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko
kholney laga.
Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat
jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh
sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.
Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi
tala main khol deta hoon”
Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi
kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”
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Ek Girl Apne Boy Friend Ko Romantic Mood Mein Meessage Karti Hai.
Girl: “Agar Tum So Rahe Ho To Mujhe Apne Sapne Bhejo, Jaag Rahe Ho To Yaaden Bhejo, Ro Rahe Ho To Aansoon Bhejo”
Boy Replies: “Potty Kar Raha Hoon – Bhejun“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)