ik Sardar apnay kandhay per

ik Sardar apnay kandhay per aik totay (parrot) ko bitha ker jaa raha tha..

Kisi nay pocha:”Yeh kon sa janwar hai? ”tota(parrot) bola: “Sardar”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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