1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;

Me tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!

Bv: Me apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,us ny charhi ghumae 2 tickets a gaey.phir shohar sy pocha tum btao kya chahty ho.

Shohar:mujay apny sy 30 saal chhoti bv chahiay.

Churail ny charhi ghumae or shohar ko 90 saal ka kar dia.

Moral:
mard ko yad rakhna chahiay k churail b aurat hoti hai.;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views

Sub sun rahe hain

Pappu:hello radio station


r.s:g pappu

pappu :meri awaz sub sun rahe hain


r.s:g bilkul

pappu:meri behan bi

r.s:g

pappu:asma jaldi motor chala me toilet me hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan: Yra Ye "Sent Msg" Kya hota hy

Pathan: Yra Ye
"Sent Msg"
Kya hota hy
2nd Pathan:Khuda ka Qasam tm to bilkul Jahil ka bacha hy
"Sent Msg"
Ka matlab hay

Khushbu wala Msg

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nend nahi a rhi

changu- yaar mangu bahut der se neend nahi aa
rahi hai.
mangu- koi baat nahi tu uska wait mat kar aur so
ja.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai

1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. Darwazy
per knock karta ....
Gangubai: Kaun?
Sardar: mai....
Gangubai: mai kaun?
Sardar: tu gangubai.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Angrez ko raat

Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the... Usne gusse me aake saari light band kardi. tabhi room ek jugnu aaya.

Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)