Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe.
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.

Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha? Sardar-sabji..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views

Santa apne bete ko

Santa apne bete ko: is baar agar exam mein fail huaa, to mujhe pitaji mat bulaana.
kuch din ke baad,

Santa: result ka kya hua?

Santa ka beta: sorry santa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BOSS said to an employee

BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?"

EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it."

BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to attend your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you.." :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pati- Meri Nazar Kamzor Ho Gayi

Pati- Meri Nazar Kamzor Ho Gayi Hai, Sochta Hu Chashma Banwa Lu.

Patni- Rehne Do! Colony Me Mujhse Sundar Koi Nahi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test

RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha

Lekin Wo Test Ka Naam Bhool Gya

Thori Dair Sochne Ke Baad-

"Bhai Hamara CNG Kar Do"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Desi Dictionary

Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.

Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.

Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.

Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.

Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.

Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)