Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut
Ek chor 1 crore rupies aur bahut
gold chori karke bhag raha tha,
.
Ek gunge,
bahre insan ke ghar ghus gaya,
Maal udhar rakh kar bola"Kalaa ke
le jaoonga"
.
.
Dusre din gaya,
Maal vahan nahin tha,
Puchha to gunga aise ishare karta
mano wo kuch nahin janta..
.
Chor apne ek aise dost ko le aaya jo
gungo ki bhasha janta tha..
.
Chor Bola"isko puchh maal kahan
hai bata de nahin to shoot kar
dunga.."
.
Gunga darr gaya aur apni bhasha
mein bola,
.
"Ghar ke pichhe jo tree hai uske
niche..
"Chor ko kuch samjah nahi aaya..
Usne Dost se puchha"Kya bolta
hai ??
.
Dost:" Bolta hai goli marde,
Main nahin bataunga..:p :D :O :D
Jisko Samajh Me Aaya Bas LiKE Thoko... Baaki dubara padho
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