Please Make Newyork The Capital Of Punjab
Sardar’s Son:
Oh God, Please Make Newyork The Capital Of Punjab
Sardar: Y R U Praying 4 That?
Son: Bcz,That Is Wat I Hav Writen In D Xam
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 640 views
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