Agr choty bachy k pait me kery
Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen
to bachy k pamper me biscuit rakh den
jese hi keera biscuit khane aae foran pkr len.
ZUBAIDA AAPA K DETECTIVE TOTKEY;-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1222 views
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