Agr choty bachy k pait me kery

Agr choty bachy k pait me kery ho jaen

to bachy k pamper me biscuit rakh den

jese hi keera biscuit khane aae foran pkr len.

ZUBAIDA AAPA K DETECTIVE TOTKEY;-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1189 views
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