Sick brother

Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the
doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:
“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he
break it?” Jack:
“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told
him no matter what happened, to follow that
prescription. And the prescription blew out of the
window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:
“He fell out of the window trying to follow the
prescription.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 864 views
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