Yun to bahut se "LOG
Yun to bahut se "LOG" hai jo 14th Feb ko propose krte hai
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Meri Maano to "1st April" ko propose kro
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Man gayi to 'I LOVE YOU'
gussa kiya to
'APRIL FOOL'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 588 views
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