Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views

Constantly Complaining About The Temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

yeh jute kitne ke hain

gahak dokandar se : “yeh jute kitne ke hain,

Dokandar: “50 rupy ke”,

Gahak: “itne main to 2 topian mil jati hain”,

Dokandar: “guse se to topian khared kar paoun main pehn lo”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mera Kutta tommy kho gaya

Tinku: Mera Kutta Tommy Kho Gaya Hai.
Mintu: To Tum Kisi Akhbar Me Vigyapan Kyo Nahi
Dete.
Tinku: Usase Kya Hoga?
Tmmy Ko 2 Padhna Nahi Aata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Judge Mujrim

Judge: Tmhari Akhri Wish?
Mujrim:Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
Nokia N97, 5 Crore Rupaye,
USA Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka
Haneymoon,
6-7 Bache Jo Aap Ko Nana Nana Kahen Or Mujhe Papa,
Or Main Un Sab Ki Shadi Karwa Dun,
Uske Baad Aap Jo Fesla 2 Mjhe Manzor Honga.
Judge: Ha Ha Ha… Meri Koi Beti Hi Nhi..Tango Saale Ko

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

photo leni hai.

SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?

BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)